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walkingeachotherhome:

ghdos:

ghdos:

-el-:

ghdos:

flowersundefiled:

lovecy:

i will forever reblog this

he’s like “i will have NONE of ur shit today!”

LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!

Did this nigga just excused himself? lol

I know I just reblogged this but this shit gets funnier every time I look at it.
“Bitch, why is you touching me? You know what? I can’t deal with no more. I’m outta here. I ain’t got time for this fuckshit.”

This is STILL hilarious to me.

I cannot

walkingeachotherhome:

ghdos:

ghdos:

-el-:

ghdos:

flowersundefiled:

lovecy:

i will forever reblog this

he’s like “i will have NONE of ur shit today!”

LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!

Did this nigga just excused himself? lol

I know I just reblogged this but this shit gets funnier every time I look at it.

“Bitch, why is you touching me? You know what? I can’t deal with no more. I’m outta here. I ain’t got time for this fuckshit.”

This is STILL hilarious to me.

I cannot

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— 1 hour ago with 73676 notes

waterpriestess:

untroestlich:

jesuschristvevo:

a white girl walks into a bar and asks for a frappuccino

what’s wrong with this? I always do this. Not at bars but at mccafe or starbucks.

I don’t get the joke. Someone tell me? :3

jesus fucking christ

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— 1 hour ago with 30394 notes

u-beat-me-in-neverland:

ittybittybats:

mindcannons-airship:

anti-social-texting:

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

they’re coming to steal your girl

A visual representation of a fandom as a whole…

They are looking for oppa

(Source: otterboxes, via notthinkinsostraight)

— 1 hour ago with 173501 notes
starrlet:

allhailmeenah:

foxbabies:

rvndy:

hugsandhairtugs:

At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool.
Fun fact:  Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra.

This is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to California

or that your penis reaches all the way to California

there are two kinds of people in this world

coolest thing

starrlet:

allhailmeenah:

foxbabies:

rvndy:

hugsandhairtugs:

At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool.

Fun fact:  Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra.

This is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to California

or that your penis reaches all the way to California

there are two kinds of people in this world

coolest thing

(Source: coachtorts, via remyheartscoffee)

— 1 hour ago with 307616 notes

miucciapet:

i only care about inner beauty

like bone structure

(via time-not-well-wasted)

— 1 hour ago with 9138 notes

2treehill:

people who interrupt me when i speak

image

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— 13 hours ago with 27325 notes
picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance
they took the chance

picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance

they took the chance

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via sassydipper)

— 13 hours ago with 57161 notes

gabi-thompson:

donetryingtobe-ok:

moarghosts-n-stuff:

haventbeenaballofjoy:

typicalbrony:

colinfirth:

Matilda was left alone. That was how she liked it.

#forever pissed off that a five year old can make better pancakes than me

She could move things with her mind and was a god damn genius and you’re jealous of her pancake making.

Damn right I’m jealous of her pancake making. Pancakes are fucking tasty.

Literally, my favorite little girl of all time in a movie. She’s pictuer perfect, just like her pancakes. Slash, I love me some D.D. <3

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— 13 hours ago with 80859 notes