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i will forever reblog this
he’s like “i will have NONE of ur shit today!”
LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!
Did this nigga just excused himself? lol
I know I just reblogged this but this shit gets funnier every time I look at it.
“Bitch, why is you touching me? You know what? I can’t deal with no more. I’m outta here. I ain’t got time for this fuckshit.”
This is STILL hilarious to me.
I cannot
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a white girl walks into a bar and asks for a frappuccino
what’s wrong with this? I always do this. Not at bars but at mccafe or starbucks.
I don’t get the joke. Someone tell me? :3
jesus fucking christ
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flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????
they’re coming to steal your girl
A visual representation of a fandom as a whole…
They are looking for oppa
(Source: otterboxes, via notthinkinsostraight)
At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool.
Fun fact: Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra.
This is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to California
or that your penis reaches all the way to California
there are two kinds of people in this world
coolest thing
(Source: coachtorts, via remyheartscoffee)
they saw the chance
they took the chance
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via sassydipper)
Matilda was left alone. That was how she liked it.
#forever pissed off that a five year old can make better pancakes than me
She could move things with her mind and was a god damn genius and you’re jealous of her pancake making.
Damn right I’m jealous of her pancake making. Pancakes are fucking tasty.
Literally, my favorite little girl of all time in a movie. She’s pictuer perfect, just like her pancakes. Slash, I love me some D.D. <3
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